理发事故与语言水平

语言不畅导致的光头🧑‍🦲

上半年的最后一天,6月30日,真是日了狗了。
車站地下街嘈杂老旧的理发室里,我把理发师说的ぼうず听成了スポーツ,于是肯定地説:是,就请就这样做。
理发师的电推子在头上画下第二刀后,我才惊悟自己刚才一定是听错了什么。
平时理发从来不用这俩词,通常会简单描述出需要理成的发长。
等推子在头上继续砍下时,一切都晚了。
下次应该跟理发师确认清楚,至少两次!
转念一想,也无所谓了,也好,光头就光头!
毕竟从小学毕业后,几乎没有体会过这种极致清爽的感觉了。
全世界,今天,就我一个人会犯这种语言错误吧。

头型变成光头后,我黑化了,变成了一架冷峻的机器。没有情感,只有逻辑分析。
翌日,我戴帽子和口罩上班去了。
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枷鎻報⛓: 理发事故与语言水平
理发事故与语言水平
语言不畅导致的光头🧑‍🦲
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